Ah, this online journal thing is for the birds. Let's move on, beyond silly little words and sentences. Let's begin to communicate only in streams of lightning-speed images interspersed with product names and logos and explosion noises and stills from the old Incredible Hulk TV show. And hyperlinks. Don't forget those.

--mimi smartypants

this is about craniata.net.

i live in san francisco.

i am currently a student at san francisco state university.

i take photos, and they generally turn up at craniata.net/photos in one form or another.

i have worked as an artist, and this work is gathering dust in craniata.net/portfolio.

i have also worked as a network administrator. be careful: i'm watching you now. j/k. my daze of whacking lusers with clue by fours are over. rtfm, i say, rtfm.

my journal is craniata.net/news.

i have issued a fatwa - really an anti-fatwa, of sorts - and it is to be found at craniata.net/fatwa.